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Highest in the Room T-Shirt

Highest in the Room T-Shirt

$28.00

Highest in the Room Tee 🦒🌿💨
This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features a stoned giraffe living his best life with the bold slogan “Highest in the Room.” Perfect for smoke sessions, music festivals, lomg naps, and pretending you know what’s going on, this shirt says exactly what everyone’s already thinking: yeah, it’s you. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs — just like your bad decisions.

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺and a doobie on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble Dry low… like your productivity.”
  • “Don’t iron me.  Wrinkles = character, just like your bong.”

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