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Freezing my A$$ off Hoodie

Freezing my A$$ off Hoodie

$56.00

Freezing My Ass Off Hoodie 🫏❄️
When winter hits different, this hoodie speaks the truth. Featuring a shivering donkey graphic and the bold slogan “Freezing My Ass Off,” this buttery-soft, adventure-ready fleece keeps you cozy when the temps drop but the sarcasm stays high. Perfect for ice fishing trips, snowy hikes, winter tailgates, or just surviving the cold with a drink in hand, it’s built for laughs, layers, and staying warm when Mother Nature isn’t playing nice.

“Built for frostbite, campfires, and bourbon.”

🔥 WARNING: Our hoodies  may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information:  

  • 7.7 oz., 55% cotton / 45% polyester 3 end fleece
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”” 

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Personal Satisfaction: "I'm really pleased with this product! It's worked wonders for me – I'd say I'm about 80% more satisfied with my skin's appearance since I started using it. The results have definitely exceeded my expectations."

Likelihood of Repurchasing: "I'm definitely planning to buy this product again. There's a 100% chance I'll choose this over other brands next time I need to restock, mainly because of its effectiveness and value for money."

Noticing Skin Improvements: "After using this skincare product for about six weeks, I've noticed at least a 75% improvement in my skin. My acne scars have faded significantly, and my skin feels much smoother and healthier overall."

Cruelty-free beauty that cares for every being.

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