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Park Ranger T-Shirt
Park Ranger T-Shirt
Park Ranger T-Shirt

Park Ranger T-Shirt

$32.00

Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Tee 🐻🔥🌲
Smokey’s got a new message — and it hits harder than a campfire shot of bourbon. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features park ranger bear with the bold, cheeky slogan “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity.” Perfect for camping weekends, hiking trails, bonfire nights, and up north adventures, this shirt brings laughs, comfort, and outdoorsy vibes wherever you go. Whether you’re putting out fires or avoiding dumb decisions, this one’s a must-have for your wild side.

"Because common sense is endangered — wear the warning."

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

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