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Studies show 100% of people are more attractive after their first cup of coffee. Wear the proof. Shop funny coffee t-shirts, hoodies and crewnecks featuring Morning Wood, a grumpy Highland cow and the universal truth that mornings are bullshit, all printed in Michigan. Perfect for campsite coffee runs, school drop-offs in pajama pants and death-staring your alarm clock.

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Morning Wood T-Shirt in dustMorning Wood T-Shirt in dust, back view

Morning Wood T-Shirt

$32.00
Morning Wood Camp T-ShirtMorning Wood Camp T-Shirt, back view

Morning Wood Camp T-Shirt

$32.00
Woke up Sexy as Hell Again T-ShirtWoke up Sexy as Hell Again T-Shirt in dust, back view

Woke up Sexy as Hell Again T-Shirt

$32.00
Mornings are Bullshit Vintage T-Shirt in purpleMornings are Bullshit Vintage T-Shirt in slate

Mornings are Bullshit Vintage T-Shirt

$32.00
Mornings are Bullshit Sweatshirt in rose

Mornings are Bullshit Sweatshirt

$52.00
Woke up sexy as Hell Again Oversized Sweatshirt in sage

Woke up sexy as Hell Again Oversized Sweatshirt

$52.00
Morning Wood Coffee Crew

Morning Wood Coffee Crew

$52.00
Morning Wood Camp HoodieMorning Wood Camp Hoodie, worn by a model

Morning Wood Camp Hoodie

$56.00
Morning Wood Women's Crop Hoodie

Morning Wood Women's Crop Hoodie

$54.00

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⭐ Customer Reviews Because apparently society needs “proof” before buying cool sh*t.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Super soft and cozy. Every time I wear it, I get compliments, people want to know where I bought it! I request more of these sweatshirts -K.Richardson

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great graphics and customer communication. Fit is perfect as well. I highly recommend this. -Todd Voelker

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I have been a big fan of all of this creator’s work for many years, this piece is no exception.- Jaymi Wilson

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ All of these are soooo soft and 10 outta 10 recommend! - Bobby Simpson

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