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Highest in the Room T-Shirt

Highest in the Room T-Shirt

$28.00

Highest in the Room Tee 🦒🌿💨
This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features a stoned giraffe living his best life with the bold slogan “Highest in the Room.” Perfect for smoke sessions, music festivals, lomg naps, and pretending you know what’s going on, this shirt says exactly what everyone’s already thinking: yeah, it’s you. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs — just like your bad decisions.

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺and a doobie on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble Dry low… like your productivity.”
  • “Don’t iron me.  Wrinkles = character, just like your bong.”

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Personal Satisfaction: "I'm really pleased with this product! It's worked wonders for me – I'd say I'm about 80% more satisfied with my skin's appearance since I started using it. The results have definitely exceeded my expectations."

Likelihood of Repurchasing: "I'm definitely planning to buy this product again. There's a 100% chance I'll choose this over other brands next time I need to restock, mainly because of its effectiveness and value for money."

Noticing Skin Improvements: "After using this skincare product for about six weeks, I've noticed at least a 75% improvement in my skin. My acne scars have faded significantly, and my skin feels much smoother and healthier overall."

Cruelty-free beauty that cares for every being.

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