Love Blows Raccoon Tee 💔🫧

Love? Yeah… it blows. 💨
Luckily, this raccoon is way too busy blowing a massive bubble to care.

This tee is for the unbothered, the emotionally unavailable, and anyone who prefers peace over people 😌✨. Featuring a feral trash panda with zero feelings and maximum attitude, it’s basically your inner monologue—on a shirt.

💔 Anti-love, pro-self
😏 Sarcastic, cheeky, and unapologetic
☕ Perfect for coffee runs, day drinking, and avoiding situationships
🧺 Buttery-soft and comfy AF

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
Because love blows… but this tee doesn’t. 😎🫧

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

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