I’m Not Single, I Have a Dog Tee 🐾

Single? Technically.
Alone? Absolutely not. 😌

This tee is for anyone whose heart (and couch) already belongs to a four-legged soulmate. No dating apps, no awkward small talk—just unconditional love, muddy paws, and someone who’s always excited to see you.

🐶 Dog > people
🦴 Loyal companion included (emotionally)
☕ Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, and avoiding conversations
😎 Sarcastic, comfy, and unapologetically honest
🧺 Buttery-soft and made for everyday wear

Wear it as a warning.
Your dog already filled the position. 🐕💕

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

SIZE CHART 👇

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