Mornings Are Bullshit Tee 🐂☕
For the night owls, caffeine addicts, and anyone who thinks mornings are a cruel joke — this tee says what you’re really thinking before your first cup. Featuring a bold, badass bull graphic and a slogan that speaks your truth, this shirt is made from our buttery-soft, adventure-ready cotton blend so you can stay cozy while you grumble through the AM. 

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

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