Raised on Hose Water – Gen X Vintage Tee

Remember when “hydration” came straight from the garden hose and not a $38 stainless steel tumbler? Same. This buttery-soft Ales to Trails tee is a love letter to every Gen X legend who survived hose water, street-light curfews, metal slides in July, and being totally fine about it.

Designed in our studio and printed on our signature ultra-comfy cotton blend, this shirt brings back the good ol’ days when parents didn’t track our location and the hose was basically our Stanley cup.

Perfect For:

• 🧡 Gen Xers who mastered resilience before it had a name
• 💦 Anyone who drank their daily minerals straight from the backyard hose
• 🌲 Outdoor misfits, nostalgia lovers & sarcastic souls
• 😎 Folks who think “back in my day” is a valid conversation starter
• 😂 Anyone who survived free-range childhood and lived to tell about it

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

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