🦝💨🥃 Product Description: The Bourbon Bandit (Wasted Woods Edition)

This ain’t just a raccoon running with bourbon…
this little masked menace is straight-up hammered and wobbling like a Friday night karaoke champion.

He’s mid-sprint, bottle in paw, pupils dilated, tail zig-zagging, and absolutely sloshed on Kentucky’s finest.
The stance? Unstable.
The grin? Questionable.
The vibe? Peak forest felony meets tipsy toddler balance.

Perfect for:

• Bourbon lovers who’ve also been one sip past logic

• Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while clearly not fine

• Campers who’ve heard raccoon giggles at 1:47am

• Feral trail goblins with bar tabs

Printed on our buttery-soft tees and hoodies because being drunk in the woods should at least feel comfy.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺and a doobie on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble Dry low… like your productivity.”
• “Don’t iron me.  Wrinkles = character, just like your bong.”
•  unisex fit

SIZE CHART 👇

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