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Only You Park Ranger Coffee 12 oz Mug

Only You Park Ranger Coffee 12 oz Mug

$24.00

“Only You Can Prevent Stupidity” Coffee Mug 

Start your day with caffeine… and a little public service announcement. This Smokey-inspired parody mug delivers a hot cup of truth with every sip:
Only YOU can prevent stupidity.
(And honestly? It’s a full-time job.)

Featuring a bold retro-style forest ranger bear and a clean, vintage outdoor design, this mug is perfect for campers, hikers, office warriors, and anyone who deals with… well… other humans. Made from durable ceramic with a smooth glossy finish, it’s built for early mornings at the campground, van-life travels, or surviving meetings that should’ve been emails.

Perfect for:
🐻 Outdoorsy humor lovers
☕ Coffee addicts with zero tolerance for nonsense
🤣 Gen-X sarcasm pros
🌲 Anyone who appreciates a good parody
🚫 And of course… preventing stupidity everywhere you go

Sip. Laugh. Warn the public.
The world needs you, ranger.

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