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You Aint Getting Sh#t Santa T-Shirt

You Aint Getting Sh#t Santa T-Shirt

$32.00

"You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas" - The Ultimate Holiday Statement Tee

Looking for a funny Christmas gift? This "You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas" T-shirt is the perfect choice for anyone with a sense of humor this holiday season.

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

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