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You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit Santa Long Sleeve Shirt
You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit Santa Long Sleeve Shirt

You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit Santa Long Sleeve Shirt

$36.00

You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit Santa Long Sleeve Shirt

Santa checked the list—and the results aren’t looking good.

Our You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit Santa Long Sleeve Shirt delivers the kind of brutally honest Christmas cheer you won’t find in a Hallmark movie. Featuring Santa and a bold, slightly inappropriate holiday saying, this funny Christmas shirt is perfect for parties, bar crawls, gift exchanges, or letting everyone know the naughty list has consequences.

Designed and screen printed in-house in Northern Michigan by Ales to Trails, it makes a hilarious Christmas gift for your sarcastic friend, grumpy coworker, or anyone who has officially run out of holiday spirit.

  • Funny adult Christmas long-sleeve shirt
  • Bold “You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit” Santa design
  • Perfect for holiday parties and bar crawls
  • Great sarcastic Christmas gift
  • Designed and printed in Northern Michigan

For everyone who made the naughty list—and already knows exactly why.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

SIZE CHART 👇

https://alestotrails.com/pages/sizing-guide

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

 



 

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