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Size Matters T-Shirt
Size Matters T-Shirt

Size Matters T-Shirt

$32.00

Size Matters Fishing Tee 🎣🐟🍺
When it comes to fish stories, size matters — and we all know it. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features a lineup of different fish sizes paired with a cheeky, bold slogan guaranteed to get a laugh at the dock, brewery, or backyard BBQ. Perfect for fishing trips, boat days, lake weekends, and swapping tall tales over cold beers, this shirt is built for comfort, fun, and a little bit of sass. Whether you catch a monster or just a buzz, this tee’s got you covered.

🔥 WARNING: Our tees may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺 on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

SIZE CHART 👇

https://alestotrails.com/pages/sizing-guide

Free returns & exchanges within 30 

 

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