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Pasty T-Shirt

Pasty T-Shirt

$32.00

Pasty T-Shirt 🥟😏

For the Michiganders who cringe every time a tourist orders a "pastie." This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features our bold "PASS" design with the reminder that "Pastie is for Strippers." Around here, it's pasty, rhymes with nasty. 🔥

Garment Information

  • 4.2 oz., 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
  • Wash cold, like a beer on a hot summer day 🍺
  • Don't bleach—it's not 2003
  • Tumble dry low, like your standards after tequila
  • Don't iron me. I like my wrinkles—they tell stories
  • Unisex Jersey Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001CVC)

Perfect for U.P. road trips 🚙, pasty shop stops 🥟, Yooper pride 🌲, fudgie-shaming season ☀️, and educating the masses one mispronounced snack at a time.

🥟 Features:

  • Bold "PASS – Pastie is for Strippers" design
  • Buttery-soft Airlume cotton-blend jersey
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Professionally screen printed in our Northern Michigan studio
  • Perfect for U.P. road trips, cabin weekends and Michigan pride
  • A Yooper-approved gift for your favorite pasty purist 🎁

"Pass the pasty, not the pole."

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

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