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Park Ranger Long Sleeve

Park Ranger Long Sleeve

$36.00

Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Long Sleeve 🐻🔥
Smokey’s got a new message — and it’s one we can all get behind. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready long sleeve features a bold bear rocking a classic park ranger hat with the cheeky slogan “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity.” Perfect for hiking trails, camping weekends, and every bad decision in between, this shirt brings cozy comfort and a sarcastic edge to your outdoor vibe. Whether you’re up north, on the trail, or just avoiding dumb people, this one’s a must-have.

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺 on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

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