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Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Hoodie
Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Hoodie

Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Hoodie

$56.00

Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Hoodie 🐻🌲
For the ones who’ve looked around the campsite and thought, “Well, that was a dumb idea.” This buttery-soft, adventure-ready hoodie features our park ranger bear delivering a much-needed public service announcement with the bold “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity” slogan, because not every disaster starts in the forest. 🤦♂️

Garment Information

  • 10 oz., 70% cotton / 30% polyester 3-end fleece
  • Wash cold, like a beer on a hot summer day 🍺
  • Don’t bleach—it’s not 2003
  • Tumble dry low, like your standards after tequila
  • Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles—they tell stories
  • Heavyweight Hoodie (Lane Seven LS19001)

Perfect for campfires 🔥, hiking trails 🥾, deer camp 🦌, fishing trips 🎣, family reunions 🙄, and anyone surrounded by people who clearly skipped the safety briefing.

🐻 Features:

  • Bold park ranger bear “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity” design
  • Buttery-soft, heavyweight fleece
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Sage green
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Professionally screen printed in our Northern Michigan studio
  • Perfect for camping, hunting, fishing and everyday survival
  • A sarcastic gift for the outdoorsman who’s seen some things 🎁

“You can’t fix stupid. But you can wear the warning.”

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn’t refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.



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