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My Dog is Neat Golden Retriever T-Shirt
My Dog is Neat Golden Retriever T-Shirt

My Dog is Neat Golden Retriever T-Shirt

$32.00

Weekends Are for Dog Day Drinking Tee 🐶🥃🍻
Dogs, bourbon, and a little gossip — the perfect weekend trio. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features a golden retriever balancing a bourbon glass on its nose with the slogan “Weekends Are for Dog Day Drinking & Talking Sh*t About You.” Perfect for bourbon trails, campfires, and lazy Sundays with your four-legged drinking buddy, this shirt is built for comfort, laughs, and unapologetic weekend energy.

"Dogs, drinks, drama — your weekend uniform. Grab it."

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

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