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Mornings are Bullshit Vintage T-Shirt

$32.00

Mornings are Bullshit Vintage T-Shirt 🐂☕

For the night owls, caffeine addicts and anyone who thinks mornings are a cruel joke. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features our bold, badass bull with the brutally honest "Mornings Are Bullshit" slogan and a worn-in vintage print. Rise and… absolutely not. 😒

Garment Information

  • 4.2 oz., 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
  • Wash cold, like a beer on a hot summer day 🍺
  • Don't bleach—it's not 2003
  • Tumble dry low, like your standards after tequila
  • Don't iron me. I like my wrinkles—they tell stories
  • Unisex Jersey Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001CVC)

Perfect for coffee runs ☕, early work shifts 😴, campsite mornings 🏕️, school drop-offs 🚗, and death-staring your alarm clock.

🐂 Features:

  • Bold vintage bull "Mornings Are Bullshit" design
  • Buttery-soft Airlume cotton-blend jersey
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Gray, pine green, blue or purple
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Professionally screen printed in our Northern Michigan studio
  • Perfect for coffee runs, camping trips and grumpy mornings
  • A brutally honest gift for your favorite non-morning person 🎁

"Zero enthusiasm for mornings."

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

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