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I've Got Ho's Santa long sleeve
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I've Got Ho's Santa long sleeve

$32.00

I’ve Got Hos in Different Area Codes Santa Long Sleeve Shirt

Santa’s Christmas route is looking a little suspicious this year.

Our I’ve Got Hos in Different Area Codes Santa Long Sleeve Shirt features the big guy himself paired with a hilariously inappropriate holiday saying. This funny Christmas shirt is perfect for holiday parties, Christmas bar crawls, gift exchanges, or anyone who likes their festive apparel with a little extra ho-ho-ho.

Designed and screen printed in-house in Northern Michigan by Ales to Trails, it makes a hilarious Christmas gift for your sarcastic friend, naughty coworker, or favorite North Pole player.

  • Funny adult Christmas long-sleeve shirt
  • Cheeky Santa holiday design
  • Perfect for parties, bar crawls, and gift exchanges
  • Great sarcastic Christmas gift
  • Designed and printed in Northern Michigan

Santa delivers worldwide—and apparently keeps numbers in every area code.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 100% Cotton 
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

SIZE CHART 👇

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30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

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