You’ve shaved grams off everything—from your toothbrush handle to the last corner of your tent footprint—but what about your t-shirt style? Enter the Gram Weenie Tee, featuring the ultimate ounce-counter mascot: a weenie dog locked in on the trail with a look that says, “I’m not carrying your Jetboil.”

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

SIZE CHART 👇

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