Gram Weenie T-Shirt

You’ve shaved grams off everything—from your toothbrush handle to the last corner of your tent footprint—but what about your t-shirt style? Enter the Gram Weenie Tee, featuring the ultimate ounce-counter mascot: a weenie dog locked in on the trail with a look that says, “I’m not carrying your Jetboil.”

This ultra-soft shirt is a hilarious nod to ultralight hikers who measure their gear in grams and live by spreadsheets, trail mix, and summit views. Our little dachshund hero sports a tiny pack, ready to lead the charge on any Type 2 fun adventure. Whether you're out crushing miles or just flexing your base weight at the brewery after a section hike, this tee keeps you comfy and in character.

Features:

• 🐾 Witty weenie dog design made for trail nerds

• 👕 Super soft and lightweight fabric—no gram guilt here

• 🏕️ Perfect for thru-hikers, weekend warriors, and gear spreadsheet lovers

• 🍻 Guaranteed to get nods at trailheads, gear swaps, and post-hike beer gardens

• Cut the ounces, not the style. Grab your Gram Weenie Tee now and let the trail know you hike fast, light, and with a sense of humor.

  FAQs: Sip Through the Details

  Durability and Care: Long-Lasting Wear

  Washing Instructions: Easy Care for Busy Lives: This isn't a high-maintenance relationship; our t-shirt loves a good machine wash, detergent helps.. Resilience Through Washes: No Fading, No Fuss: Wear it, wash it, repeat or just give it to your Mom. 

  Materials:

  60% Combed Ringspun Cotton

  40% Polyester

  Unisex fit

  "How does the t-shirt fit?"

  Our t-shirts are designed to fit just right - not too tight, not too loose. Our T-shirts are like a warm Kentucky Hug 

  "Is the material really that comfortable?"

  You bet! It's like wearing a cloud that's been out beer tasting.

  Our tees are Sofa-King incredibly soft, and amazing in the sheets too!

  "Are the tees eco-friendly?"

  Sustainable Practices in Manufacturing: We care for the planet as much as we care for your comfort. Ethical Fashion: Feel Good About What You Wear: Wear a shirt that's kind, not just to your skin but to the world.

  "Can I wear it on a hike, to a bar, How about a Date?"

  Yes! Our tees are perfect for hitting the trails, taps and made of 100% datable fabric!

  Wear us on a first date, you’ll do awesome.

  "Is it suitable for all seasons?"

  Yes, it's breathable for summer and cozy for winter – a true all-rounder!

  "What sizes are available?"

  We offer a wide range - from S to XXXL.