Bitch Better Have My Cookies Long Sleeve Holiday Shirt

Christmas spirit is great—but hand over the cookies.

Our Bitch Better Have My Cookies Long Sleeve Holiday Shirt is made for anyone who takes holiday baking, snack stealing, and Christmas sarcasm very seriously. With its bold, cheeky saying and festive attitude, this funny Christmas shirt is perfect for holiday parties, cookie exchanges, Christmas bar crawls, or lounging around while guarding the good snacks.

Designed and screen printed in-house in Northern Michigan by Ales to Trails, it also makes a hilarious holiday gift for your sarcastic friend, naughty coworker, or favorite cookie-obsessed troublemaker.

• Funny adult Christmas long-sleeve shirt
• Bold “Bitch Better Have My Cookies” saying
• Perfect for holiday parties and cookie exchanges
• Great sarcastic Christmas gift
• Designed and printed in Northern Michigan

Because Santa isn’t the only one keeping track of who’s been naughty.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

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30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.