Mornings Are Bullshit Sweatshirt 🐂☕😴
For the night owls, slow risers, and coffee-before-conversation types — this one’s for you. This buttery-soft, cozy, adventure-ready sweatshirt features a shaggy Highland cow rocking pure “don’t talk to me” energy with the bold, relatable slogan “Mornings Are Bullshit.” Perfect for lazy weekends, chilly coffee runs, brewery hangs, lake trips, and bonfire nights, this sweatshirt is built for all-day comfort and unapologetic vibes. Because some mornings just call for bourbon in your coffee and zero small talk.

“Built for slow mornings and strong coffee.”