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Woke up Sexy as Hell Again T-Shirt
Woke up Sexy as Hell Again T-Shirt in dust, back view

Woke up Sexy as Hell Again T-Shirt

$32.00

Woke Up Sexy as Hell Again T-Shirt 🦔☕

For the bedhead warriors who roll out of bed looking feral but feeling hot. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features our scruffy porcupine crushing a cup of coffee and proudly declaring "Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again." Messy hair. Zero regrets. 😌

Garment Information

  • 4.2 oz., 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
  • Wash cold, like a beer on a hot summer day 🍺
  • Don't bleach—it's not 2003
  • Tumble dry low, like your standards after tequila
  • Don't iron me. I like my wrinkles—they tell stories
  • Unisex Jersey Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001CVC)

Perfect for coffee runs ☕, campsite mornings 🏕️, school drop-offs 🚗, lazy weekends 🛋️, and reminding the world you're still a vibe.

🦔 Features:

  • Bold coffee porcupine "Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again" design
  • Buttery-soft Airlume cotton-blend jersey
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Professionally screen printed in our Northern Michigan studio
  • Perfect for coffee runs, camping trips and lazy weekends
  • A confidence-boosting gift for your favorite messy-haired friend 🎁

"Feral. Caffeinated. Still hot."

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

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