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Woke up sexy as Hell Again Oversized Sweatshirt in sage
Woke up sexy as Hell Again Oversized Sweatshirt

Woke up sexy as Hell Again Oversized Sweatshirt

$52.00

Woke Up Again Sexy As Hell Porcupine Hoodie

Messy hair. Zero regrets. Maximum confidence. 😌 This hoodie features a scruffy porcupine crushing a cup of coffee and proudly declaring “Woke Up Again Sexy As Hell.” Because even when you look feral, you still deserve to feel hot.

Garment Information:

  • Fabric: 7.7 oz 55% Cotton / 45% Polyester
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”
  • (U.S. Apparel YFL2261)

Perfect for caffeine addicts, bedhead warriors, and anyone who rolls out of bed serving questionable looks but elite energy. Wear it to the coffee shop, school drop-off, or literally anywhere you need to remind the world you’re still a vibe.

Perfect for:

☕ Coffee lovers
😴 Non-morning people
🦔 Feral cuties with confidence
🔥 People who hype themselves up

👉 Wake up. Caffeinate. Slay anyway.

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

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