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Mornings are Bullshit Sweatshirt in rose
Mornings are Bullshit Sweatshirt
Mornings are Bullshit Sweatshirt in sage
Mornings are Bullshit Sweatshirt in khaki

Mornings are Bullshit Sweatshirt

$52.00

Mornings Are Bullshit Highland Cow Sweatshirt 🐮☕

For the night owls, caffeine addicts and anyone who considers sunrise a personal attack. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready women’s crewneck features our grumpy, fluffy Highland cow with the brutally honest truth: “Mornings Are Bullshit.” Rise and… absolutely not. 😒

Garment Information

  • 7.7 oz., 55% cotton / 45% polyester 3-end fleece
  • Wash cold, like a beer on a hot summer day 🍺
  • Don’t bleach—it’s not 2003
  • Tumble dry low, like your standards after tequila
  • Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles—they tell stories
  • Women’s loose-fit crewneck  (U.S. Apparel YFL2261)

Perfect for slow cabin mornings 🌲, campsite coffee ☕, school drop-offs in pajama pants 🚗, lazy lake days 🌊, cozy couch weekends 🛋️, and death-staring your alarm clock.

☕ Features:

  • Bold grumpy Highland cow “Mornings Are Bullshit” design
  • Buttery-soft fleece
  • Relaxed women’s loose fit
  • Sage, khaki or pink haze
  • Sizes S–2XL
  • Professionally screen printed in our Northern Michigan studio
  • Perfect for coffee runs, camping trips, cabin weekends and avoiding morning people
  • A brutally honest gift for your favorite coworker, best friend or non-morning person 🎁

“Cute cow. Strong coffee. Zero enthusiasm for mornings.”

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn’t refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

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