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Graphic T-shirt featuring a cartoon Dachshund dog wearing a backpack and hat that says "GRAM" while standing on a bathroom scale. Funny ultralight backpacking or gram weenie apparel.
Gram Weenie T-Shirt in vintage indigo

Gram Weenie T-Shirt

$32.00

Gram Weenie T-Shirt 🐕🎒

For the ultralight backpackers who've shaved grams off everything, toothbrush handle included. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features our ounce-counting weenie dog locked in on the trail with the bold "Gram Weenie" slogan. He is not carrying your stove. 😤

Garment Information

  • 4.2 oz., 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
  • Wash cold, like a beer on a hot summer day 🍺
  • Don't bleach—it's not 2003
  • Tumble dry low, like your standards after tequila
  • Don't iron me. I like my wrinkles—they tell stories
  • Unisex Jersey Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001CVC)

Perfect for thru-hikes 🥾, backpacking trips 🏔️, gear shop debates 🎒, campfire nights 🔥, and weighing your snacks twice.

🐕 Features:

  • Bold dachshund backpacker "Gram Weenie" design
  • Buttery-soft Airlume cotton-blend jersey
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Rouge or vintage indigo
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Professionally screen printed in our Northern Michigan studio
  • Perfect for backpacking, hiking, camping and gear nerd hangouts
  • A lightweight gift for your favorite ultralight gear nerd 🎁

"Every gram counts."

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

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