“Mornings Are Bullshit” Highland Cow 17 oz Coffee Mug

For the people who don’t pretend to love mornings — this one’s for you.
Featuring a grumpy Highland cow and the brutally honest phrase “Mornings Are Bullshit,” this mug speaks your truth before you’ve had your first sip.

Proudly made in Michigan, this 17 oz mug is built for serious caffeine habits. The removable cork bottom protects your surfaces while you mentally prepare to be a functioning human. Because let’s be honest… mornings are rude.

Details you’ll love:

• Large 17 oz capacity (because small mugs are insulting)
• Removable cork bottom to protect tables
• Hand wash only (worth it, promise)
• Michigan made 🇺🇸
• Perfect for coffee addicts & morning haters

Ideal for home, office, camping, or death-staring your alarm clock.

Because some mornings deserve honesty. 😌☕