PASS Tee – “Pastie is for Strippers”
If you came to Michigan asking for a "pastie," bless your little tourist heart—but you just ordered a stripper, not a meat pie. Around here, it’s pasty (rhymes with nasty), and we take that flaky, carb-loaded Yooper goodness seriously. This tee is your official hall pass to mock every fudgie who gets it wrong—and look damn good doing it.

👉 Add to cart and pass the pasty, not the pole.

🔥 WARNING: Our tees may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺 on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

SIZE CHART 👇

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