Welcome Up North Tee 🌲🪵🏕️
Escape the chaos and head where life makes sense — more trees, less assholes. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features a bold, vintage-inspired national park sign design with the slogan “Welcome Up North – More Trees, Less Assholes.” Perfect for camping trips, lake weekends, hiking adventures, and bonfire nights, this shirt is built for anyone who feels most at home where the Wi-Fi is weak, the beer is cold, and the trees outnumber the people.

"Because more trees and less drama look good on you — get it."

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 4.3 oz 50/38/12 recycled polyester/cotton/rayon 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

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