Morning Wood Tee 🦆🌅☕🥃
Rise, shine… or don’t. Featuring a cocky wood duck and the cheeky slogan “Morning Wood — Because Mornings Are Hard,” this buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee brings just the right amount of playful innuendo to your weekend vibe. Perfect for lazy lake mornings, coffee runs, and camping trips, this shirt is built for comfort, laughs, and a little trouble. Whether you’re sipping coffee or something stronger, this one sets the tone.

"Fuel up, shirt up, and handle your Morning Wood."

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

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