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Hoptopus T-Shirt
Hoptopus T-Shirt

Hoptopus T-Shirt

$32.00

Hoptopus Stay Thirsty T-Shirt 🐙🍺

For the elite multitaskers of patio season. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features our Hoptopus clutching eight ice-cold beers under the bold "Stay Thirsty" slogan. Some people have two hands. This guy has eight beers and zero regrets. 😎

Garment Information

  • 4.2 oz., 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
  • Wash cold, like a beer on a hot summer day 🍺
  • Don't bleach—it's not 2003
  • Tumble dry low, like your standards after tequila
  • Don't iron me. I like my wrinkles—they tell stories
  • Unisex Jersey Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001CVC)

Perfect for lake days 🌊, boat days 🚤, festivals 🎪, bar hops 🍻, and questionable decisions made before noon.

🐙 Features:

  • Bold Hoptopus "Stay Thirsty" design
  • Buttery-soft Airlume cotton-blend jersey
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Pink gravel
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Professionally screen printed in our Northern Michigan studio
  • Perfect for lake days, boat days, festivals and bar hops
  • A thirsty gift for your favorite beer lover 🎁

"Hydration is optional. Beer counts."

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

Pairs well with