✨ “Welcome Up North – More Trees, Less Aholes” Coffee Mug ✨

Sip like a true northerner with a mug that tells it exactly how it is. Our “Welcome Up North – More Trees, Less Aholes” coffee cup blends cozy cabin vibes with that classic Up North attitude we all secretly (or not-so-secretly) live by.

Printed on durable ceramic with crisp, outdoorsy graphics, this mug is perfect for slow mornings at the cabin, lakeside sunsets, campsite chill sessions, or your everyday reminder why heading north is the ultimate reset button. Because honestly? The trees are taller, the air is cleaner, and the people drama stays downstate.

Perfect for:
🌲 Michigan Up North lovers
☕ Cabin coffee drinkers
🤣 Sarcasm + woodsy humor fans
🏕️ Campers, hikers, and lakeside loungers

It’s cozy, it’s honest, and it’s pure northern Michigan energy in a mug.
Pour, sip, and enjoy the peace — with fewer aholes.