Ridin’ Dirty – Bigfoot Style
He’s hairy, barely legal, and tearin’ up trails in his topless 4x4. This ain’t your average Sunday drive—this is Bigfoot ridin’ dirty and flingin’ mud like he flings sarcasm. our buttery soft, adventure approved tee is perfect for off-road junkies, trail trash, and folks who like it rough and dusty.

👉 Grab yours now—before this beast disappears in a cloud of dirt and bad decisions.

🔥 WARNING: Our tees may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺 on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

SIZE CHART 👇

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