Raised on Hose Water Tee
💦 Because bottled water never built character.
Remember the good old days when hydration came from a green rubber snake baking in the sun? When water tasted like garden dirt, metal, and pure freedom? If you didn’t drink straight from the hose and live to tell the tale, did you even have a childhood?
This tee is a badge of honor for the feral generation who survived lead paint, lawn darts, and unsupervised bike ramps. Soft, comfy, and just like hose water—refreshingly nostalgic with a hint of danger.
Perfect for:
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Backyard BBQ philosophers
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Gen X and elder millennials with trauma-flavored humor
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Anyone who thinks “hydration” is a personality trait now
Get yours and show the world you were built tough… with a side of rubbery aftertaste.
