Raised on Hose Water – Gen X Vintage Tee

Remember when “hydration” came straight from the garden hose and not a $38 stainless steel tumbler? Same. This buttery-soft Ales to Trails tee is a love letter to every Gen X legend who survived hose water, street-light curfews, metal slides in July, and being totally fine about it.

Designed in our studio and printed on our signature ultra-comfy cotton blend, this shirt brings back the good ol’ days when parents didn’t track our location and the hose was basically our Stanley cup.

Perfect For:

• 🧡 Gen Xers who mastered resilience before it had a name

• 💦 Anyone who drank their daily minerals straight from the backyard hose

• 🌲 Outdoor misfits, nostalgia lovers & sarcastic souls

• 😎 Folks who think “back in my day” is a valid conversation starter

• 😂 Anyone who survived free-range childhood and lived to tell about it