Mornings Are Bullshit Tee 🐂☕
For the night owls, caffeine addicts, and anyone who thinks mornings are a cruel joke — this tee says what you’re really thinking before your first cup. Featuring a bold, badass bull graphic and a slogan that speaks your truth, this shirt is made from our buttery-soft, adventure-ready cotton blend so you can stay cozy while you grumble through the AM. Perfect for slow coffee mornings, late-night campfires, or day-drinking your way into pretending mornings don’t exist.
🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.
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