Me, Myself & Happy Hour Tee 🍹💔

Roses are red.
I’ll take a drink instead. 😏

This tee is for the people who love being single, celebrate their own company, and know that happy hour never disappoints. No dates, no drama—just good vibes, strong pours, and doing whatever you want.

🍸 Anti-Valentine’s approved
😌 Single by choice, thriving by nature
🍹 Perfect for solo bar stools, day drinking, and self-care cocktails
😎 Sarcastic, confident, and unapologetically unbothered
🧺 Buttery-soft comfort you’ll reach for every time

Because the best relationship you’ll ever have…
is with yourself—and the bartender. 🥂

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

SIZE CHART 👇

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