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How many Hits T-Shirt

How many Hits T-Shirt

$28.00

How Many Hits Tee 🦉🌿💨
Some questions just don’t need an answer… but Mr. Owl’s gonna find out anyway. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features a retro-style Mr. Owl puffing away with the cheeky slogan “How Many Hits?” Perfect for smoke sessions, couch surfing,, and late-night munchies, this shirt delivers comfort, sarcasm, and high vibes all in one. Soft enough to nap in, bold enough to spark conversations — or at least a joint.

“Puff, pass, add to cart.”

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • Fabric: 60% Cotton 40% Poly
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺and a doobie on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble Dry low… like your productivity.”
  • “Don’t iron me.  Wrinkles = character, just like your bong.”

SIZE CHART 👇

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