Funny Hike More Care Less T-Shirt

Less stress. More trails. 🌄 This shirt is your reminder to unplug, lace up, and stop sweating the small stuff. “Hike More, Care Less” is a whole lifestyle — trading chaos for switchbacks and deadlines for dirt.

Perfect for weekend warriors, trail goblins, nature lovers, and anyone who finds their peace somewhere between the parking lot and the summit. Whether you’re chasing views, waterfalls, or just quiet, this tee keeps your priorities straight.

✨ Details:
• Buttery-soft cotton blend
• Unisex fit for everyday comfort
• Designed & printed in our northern MI studio
• Built for hikes, road trips & campfire hangs

Perfect for:
🌲 Hikers & backpackers
🏕️ Campers & van lifers
🌄 View chasers
🧘 People protecting their peace

"Grab your trail-ready gear

• Fabric: 60% Cotton / 40% Polyester
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”

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