Freezing My Ass Off Hoodie 🫏❄️🔥
Stay warm, laugh harder. This buttery-soft, sueded women’s hoodie features a cheeky donkey and the brutally honest slogan “Freezing My Ass Off.” Perfect for bone-chilling tailgates, winter hikes, or late-night bonfires, this hoodie brings cozy comfort with a savage sense of humor.

“Built for frostbite temps, savage roasts, and whiskey by the fire.”

• 🔥 WARNING: Our hoodies  may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 8.25 oz., 60% cotton / 40% polyester CVC fleece
• Loose fit
• Shorter cut length
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.” 

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