100% That Winey Bitch Tee 🐙🍷✨
For the ones who bring big wine energy wherever they go. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features a sassy octopus sprawled inside a giant wine glass, chugging straight from the bottle with the bold, cheeky slogan “100% That Winey Bitch.” Perfect for wine nights, girls’ weekends, winery hopping, and netflix binging, this shirt is built for laughs, comfort, and a little extra attitude.

"For the wild, the winey, and the unapologetic — shop now."

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 4.3 oz 50/38/12 recycled polyester/cotton/rayon 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

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