You Ain’t Gettin’ Sh*t – Santa Trucker Hat

When Santa’s done with everyone’s nonsense, he doesn’t mince words — and neither does this hat. Our You Ain’t Gettin’ Sh*t Santa trucker hat is the ultimate holiday mood for anyone who’s over the chaos, the drama, and the people who definitely ain’t making the nice list this year.

Featuring our hand-drawn, fed-up Santa giving pure “try me” energy, this hat is bold, hilarious, and guaranteed to become the most talked-about thing at every holiday gathering. Designed and printed in our Ales to Trails studio, it’s got that classic comfy trucker fit with a whole lot of attitude.

Perfect For:

• 🎅 People who love savage holiday humor
• 😂 Anyone who’s 100% done with everyone’s sh*t
• 🍻 Holiday parties, white elephant chaos & bar nights
• 🎁 The friend who always gives inappropriate gifts