Stop the Bullsh*t – Protect Our Lands Crewneck
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Meet your new favorite “say it louder for the people in the back” sweatshirt. Featuring our grumpy moose park ranger who has had absolutely enough of the littering, disrespect, and general tomfoolery happening out there on the trails. He’s here to remind everyone to stop the bullsh*t and respect the wild. Period.

This long sleeve is buttery soft, cozy as a campfire cuddle, and perfect for long van days, chilly mountain mornings, brewery patios, or calling out your friend who still throws beer tabs on the ground. (We see you, Chad. Pick it up.)

Perfect for:
🌲 Campers, hikers, and backcountry wanderers
🦬 Those who love nature and sarcasm
🍻 Trail beers & campfire storytelling
💚 Anyone who gives a damn about protecting our public lands

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 60% Cotton / 40% Polyester
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”
• unisex fit

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