Park Ranger Hoodie

“Smokey’s Done Holding Back.” 🐻🔥
This isn’t your grandma’s forest ranger hoodie — this one’s buttery soft, cozy as hell, and dripping with attitude. Featuring a laid-back Smokey Bear delivering the PSA we all need: “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity.”

Perfect for bonfires, brewery crawls, and calling out bad life choices without saying a word. Wear it camping, wear it day-drinking, wear it anywhere stupidity tends to thrive.

Garment Information: 

• 10.0 oz., 70% ring-spun combed cotton / 20% recycled polyester / 10% polyester

• Buttery Soft - So soft “Friends” will borrow it. Hide accordingly!

Sizing Information: 

• Regular fit/Unisex sizing