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Park Ranger Hoodie
Park Ranger Hoodie

Park Ranger Hoodie

$56.00

Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Hoodie 🐻🔥🌲
Smokey’s got a new message — and it hits harder than a campfire shot of bourbon. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready hoodie features a rugged bear rocking a classic park ranger hat with the bold, cheeky slogan “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity.” Perfect for camping weekends, hiking trails, bonfire nights, and up north adventures, this hoodie brings laughs, comfort, and outdoorsy vibes wherever you go. 

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🔥 WARNING: Our hoodies  may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information:  

  • 7.7 oz., 55% cotton / 45% polyester 3 end fleece
  • “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
  • “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
  • “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
  • “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”” 

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