🦌 Getting Schnookered Longsleeve
Meet the ultimate party moose—double-fisting brews and hauling cases of beer in his antlers like a true northwoods legend. This buttery-soft long sleeve is a tribute to getting a little wild, a little tipsy, and a whole lotta schnookered. Perfect for beer fests, cabin weekends, and nights you might not fully remember.

• 🍺 Moose graphic loaded with beer & bad decisions
• 🖤 Super-soft cotton blend for all-day (and all-night) comfort
• 🌲 Adventure-ready for brewery tours, bonfires, or bar crawls
• 🏕️ Designed & printed in our up-north studio

Throw it on, crack one open, and let your antlers do the heavy lifting.

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”
• unisex fit

SIZE CHART 👇

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