“I’ll Be 87 & You’ll Be 89” Otter Crop Hoodie

Get ready to meet the most iconic lil’ troublemaker in the Midwest — our retro otter rocking a Kansas City hat that reads “I’ll Be 87 & You’ll Be 89” while he kicks back sippin’ a good ol’ garage beer. 🦦🍺

This sweatshirt is giving:
Tailgate energy. Riverbank mischief. Swiftie-adjacent chaos. KC pride.
All printed in our studio on buttery-soft, heavyweight fleece that’ll keep you cozy from kickoff to the post-game beer run. 🏈🔥

Perfect for:
• KC fans with a sense of humor ❤️💛
• People who drink beer in driveways 🛻🍺
• Swifties who “get it” 😉
• Anyone who thinks an otter in a trucker hat is peak fashion 🦦🧢

Throw it on, crack one open, and let this unbothered otter do all the talking.
Sunday Funday, but make it feral. 🦦✨🍺

Garment Information: 

• Fabric:10.0 oz., 70% ring-spun combed cotton / 20% recycled polyester / 10% polyester, 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.” 

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