Lake Superior... I'm Kind of a Superior Bitch – I Like It Rough
Some lakes are nice. Some lakes are cute. But Lake Superior? She’s cold, wild, and doesn’t apologize for it—just like you. This tee is for the ones who don’t flinch at crashing waves, cold plunges, or cold shoulders. Soft AF cotton, sassier than your ex’s apology text, and made for all your rugged, wave-chasing adventures.

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🔥 WARNING: Our tees may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺 on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.

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