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Hoptopus Hoodie
Hoptopus Hoodie

Hoptopus Hoodie

$56.00
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Stay Thirsty Hoodie 🐙🍺
Eight arms. Eight beers. Zero regrets. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready hoodie features a badass octopus living its best life — because why settle for one drink when you can juggle eight? Perfect for beer festivals, brewery crawls, boat days, campfires, and anywhere good times flow, this hoodie is built for comfort, chaos, and keeping the party alive. Stay cozy, stay wild, and most importantly… stay thirsty.



🔥 WARNING: Our hoodies  may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

  • 10.0 oz., 70% ring-spun combed cotton / 20% recycled polyester / 10% polyester

  • Crafted for couch naps and cold IPAs. 🍺

  • Beer Ready and Adventure approved 

  • Buttery-Soft Fabric — Softer than my doodle floofy butt.  

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