Escape the chaos and head where the air is fresher, the beer is colder, and the people are… well, fewer. Our “Welcome Up North – More Trees, Less A-holes” tee is the ultimate uniform for anyone who’d rather be surrounded by pines than people. Buttery-soft and adventure-ready, this shirt is perfect for cabin weekends, campfire hangs, brewery hops, and anyone who knows Up North life just hits different.
"Because more trees and less drama look good on you — get it."
🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.
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