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Funny Park Ranger T-Shirt graphic. Features a cartoon forest ranger pointing sternly with the phrase "Only You Can Prevent Stupidity" in a Smokey Bear parody style.
Park Ranger "Only You" T-Shirt, worn by a model
Park Ranger "Only You" T-Shirt, back view

Park Ranger "Only You" T-Shirt

$32.00

Park Ranger "Only You Can Prevent Stupidity" T-Shirt 🐻🌲

For the ones who've watched someone try to light a campfire with gasoline. This buttery-soft, adventure-ready tee features our original park ranger bear with the bold public service announcement "Only You Can Prevent Stupidity." Common sense is endangered. Wear the warning. 🔥

Garment Information

  • 4.2 oz., 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
  • Wash cold, like a beer on a hot summer day 🍺
  • Don't bleach—it's not 2003
  • Tumble dry low, like your standards after tequila
  • Don't iron me. I like my wrinkles—they tell stories
  • Unisex Jersey Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001CVC)

Perfect for camping weekends 🏕️, hiking trails 🥾, bonfire nights 🔥, Up North adventures 🌲, and that one friend who needs the reminder.

🐻 Features:

  • Bold park ranger bear "Only You Can Prevent Stupidity" design
  • Buttery-soft Airlume cotton-blend jersey
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Professionally screen printed in our Northern Michigan studio
  • Perfect for camping, hiking, bonfires and Up North weekends
  • A public-service gift for your favorite campground safety officer 🎁

"Because common sense is endangered."

30-Day Returns & Easy Exchanges: Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn't refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.

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