💀 Last Flying F*ck Longsleeve
Watch closely—it’s the grand finale. This savage-soft long sleeve features a snarky skeleton literally releasing its last flying fck* into the night sky as a bat flaps away in freedom. Perfect for those who’ve officially run out of patience, favors, or filter.

• 🦇 Skeleton + bat graphic that says it all (so you don’t have to)
• 🖤 Buttery-soft cotton blend for all-day, IDGAF comfort
• 🌙 Adventure-ready for late-night bonfires, festivals, or ghosting Monday meetings
• 🏕️ Designed & printed in our up-north studio

Slip it on and let the world know—you’re fresh out of f*cks, and it feels amazing.

🔥 WARNING: Our T-Shirts may cause excessive high-fives, possible flirting and inappropriate touching from strangers wanting to feel the goods…the shirt obviously.

Garment Information: 

• Fabric: 100% Cotton 
• “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”
• “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”
• “Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”
• “Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”
• unisex fit

SIZE CHART 👇

https://alestotrails.com/pages/sizing-guide

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